The Adventures Of sIR cARLYLE
& His Menagerie Of Furry Friends

Allow Me To Introduce My Self, As,....Sir Carlyle,
And My Menagerie Of Furry Friends, And Trusted Companions,
My 'Super-Crew' Of Time Traveling Minions.
For ,...Through Space And Time We Often Venture
On Many A Varied,... And Dangerous,...Adventure,
Each One Bringing Along Their Inherited 'Animistic Talents',
Each Helping The Other To Bring To Balance
Their Eccentric And Wackie Traits
That So Determine,.... The Individuals Fates,
That Only As A Team Can We Truly Function As A Efficient Junction
Of Purpose Defined
On Our Journeys Through Time.
First You Must Come To Know
My Cherished Mate
With Out Whom It Is Impossible For Me To Go,....
Any-Where.
Nor Would I Dare
To Even Try,...
You See I Get Lost Very Easy. She Is My Mate & Navigator, By And By,
Even Around The Block , Or Flying Through The Sky,
Pushing Into Tomorrows Land, Or Falling Deep Into The Past,....
I Would Not A Moment
Without Her,.. Last.
"Madam Lorraine Peacock" She Is Called, And As 'Tinker Bells' Younger Sister,.. She Is Also Known.
Convenient Magical Tendencies On Many Occasions,... She Has Shown!
So Follow Our Adventures,
And You Will
Come To Know Her...
Well.
Now There Are Many More Characters Of Which To Tell,..
So, Buckle Up And Pay Attention To Detail,
For In The Smaller Facts
Hide Their Genius...
That Guides Us Safely On Our Time Traveling Bus.
Hold On, Hold-On, I Want To Introduce You To My Next Important Number One...
Companion And Friend Named,....
"Hop' Along" Corgie,
For He Has Only 3 Legs, Missing One,
He Has No Choice But To ....'Hop' Along'.
....With One Eye Gone,
[Missing An Eye For Sure]
He Must Endure
A "Patch",
To Cover What He Calls Just A Scratch!
He Does Not Care
A True Tough Corgie He Is!
No --Thing... Bothers -His- Biz !
Why His Nick-Name.... Used To Be,
... 'Lucky'. That's Too Too Fun-ny !
I Saved His Life,...So Many Long Years Ago
When He Was Just A Young Puppy That I Did Know ,
When The Irritated Alligator,
And Perpetual Agitator, Called "Hay'ter' Gattor,
A.K.A.....Huuuge' Jack'Mons Close Friend, And Ally
With A Very Bad Temper And An Evil Eye,
Had 'Hop-Along' Bit, And Held Rather Securely
By His Left Hind Leg,... Square On The Elbow Joint , Purely.
[Yes, Dogs Have Elbows, Too]
I Pulled Him Loose,.. But Lost His Trains Caboose, Oops !
No Longer Called Lucky'
He Is Hailed "Hop-Along The Corgie" ,
And As My Side Kick He Does Belong!
My Trusted Companion, And Friend,
To The Very End.
How 'Hop-Along Corgie' Lost His Right Eye
Is A Story For a Later By-And -By.
It Involves A Buried Treasure
Of Bright Gold Bullion Bricks
Claimed By Huuuge Jack' Mons And His Pricks,
And Heavy Silver Ingots
And Sparkling Jewels
Of $ Value $ With No Estimate.
A True Treasure And Adventure.
For That Tall Tale,... You Must Wait .
Perhaps You Noticed The Trio Of Characters Pictured Above,
and Lula Belles Eyes So Full Of Love
For Dapper Dan!
Dapper Dan,...At Times Called,...Dan The Man.
Lula Belle Adores Him All She Can,
Her Dapper Dan,....Her Dan The Man !
And He Loves Her Dearly Back!
And Did You Notice Their Com-padre,The Cheshire Cat?
The One , The Only, ...The Cheshire Cat!
Toothy Grin And All, He Is The Real Deal.
Got Bored In Alices' Wonderland,
And Came To Visit With Lula Belle And Dapper Dan,
And Then Stayed With Em' To Take A Stand
Against Huuuge' Jack' Mons.
A Potent Three-Some,
A Tight Little Band.
They Are Loyal To Me
As You Will Soon See,
And Talented At Camouflage,
And Dis-Appearing At Will,
They Bring Along A Big Dose Of Class
And A Load Of Enthusiastic Zeal !
Next Introduced Furry Companion,
Is My Pilot,And Driver
.. An Airedale Terrier, Named "Limburger",
Who Often Sings A Song Of Salvador,
His Latin Country Of Birth.
A Beautiful Specimen Of Pure Bred Salvadorian Airedale He Is,...
A Stubbornly Tough 'Guy Dog, A Real Fighter, Too!
Cracker Jack Pilot And Race Car Driver, True,
And Double Smart,....Oh, Butt His Fart.... Stinks Badly,..They Do
From His Addiction To,...''Limburger Cheese"...Ouchie' , Pooo' ,Pooo' !
We All Endure His Occasional Stenchhhhh',
Especially The Poots',... When He Toots'.
But,...We Gotta Laugh And Smile
When Covering Time,.. And Many Miles,
And Limburger' Is Always Good For Comic Relief,
When We Are Close To Panic Or Grief !
He Just Just Barks, ...And Toots
A Stinkieee, A Noisieee, ..A Limburger Scented,.. Paa''toou'''tttt !
Well, On With The Introduction;
Madam Lorraine,
Hop'-Along', Lula Belle, And Dapper Dan,
Cheshire And Limburger',....
Now Meet A Short-Haired-Four-Legged-Mixed-Up-Production
Called,....Antonio Ban'danna,of Dubious Origin !
A Masked Spanish Mongrel
Who Saw The Movie About Zorro Too Many Times,
Only To Make His Mutt-Self A 'Black Mask' ,And Speak In Rhymes
Of Love Poems For Every Female He May Meet
[He's All-Ways In His Own Personal Heat]
And With His Gay Ban'danna Mask On , Takes To Task
Bad Guys Of Every Nature.
A Great Companion On Risky Adventures
If I Can Keep His Nose Out Of Wrong Places.
A Tall Tale About Antonio Ban'Danna Is To Come Soon,
Concerning A Beautiful Russian Bear & Princess
He Attempted To Swoon,
Only To Be Cornered By A Daddy Bear
Who Bit Off Ban'Dannas Right Ear,
A Cool Story For Another Later Day , My Dear !
Now, Be Careful,... And Be Aware,
And Don't You Dare
Look ....Huuuge' Jack'Mons... In His Black Eyes !
There Is No Disguise For The Devil In Those Evil Eyes,
Or The Irritated Alligator, Hay'ter Gattor, That Is His Pet.
They Both Hunt Peacocks To Their Death,
And Vow With Their Last Breathing Breath
To Be,... The "Way" To The Ends
Of Sir Carlyle Peacock,... And All His Companions & Friends!
But,... And How-Ever,... We Will Soon See
Just Whose End,... Who ---Will--- Be!
On With The Adventure....
And My Menagerie Of Furry Friends, And Trusted Companions,
My 'Super-Crew' Of Time Traveling Minions.
For ,...Through Space And Time We Often Venture
On Many A Varied,... And Dangerous,...Adventure,
Each One Bringing Along Their Inherited 'Animistic Talents',
Each Helping The Other To Bring To Balance
Their Eccentric And Wackie Traits
That So Determine,.... The Individuals Fates,
That Only As A Team Can We Truly Function As A Efficient Junction
Of Purpose Defined
On Our Journeys Through Time.
First You Must Come To Know
My Cherished Mate
With Out Whom It Is Impossible For Me To Go,....
Any-Where.
Nor Would I Dare
To Even Try,...
You See I Get Lost Very Easy. She Is My Mate & Navigator, By And By,
Even Around The Block , Or Flying Through The Sky,
Pushing Into Tomorrows Land, Or Falling Deep Into The Past,....
I Would Not A Moment
Without Her,.. Last.
"Madam Lorraine Peacock" She Is Called, And As 'Tinker Bells' Younger Sister,.. She Is Also Known.
Convenient Magical Tendencies On Many Occasions,... She Has Shown!
So Follow Our Adventures,
And You Will
Come To Know Her...
Well.
Now There Are Many More Characters Of Which To Tell,..
So, Buckle Up And Pay Attention To Detail,
For In The Smaller Facts
Hide Their Genius...
That Guides Us Safely On Our Time Traveling Bus.
Hold On, Hold-On, I Want To Introduce You To My Next Important Number One...
Companion And Friend Named,....
"Hop' Along" Corgie,
For He Has Only 3 Legs, Missing One,
He Has No Choice But To ....'Hop' Along'.
....With One Eye Gone,
[Missing An Eye For Sure]
He Must Endure
A "Patch",
To Cover What He Calls Just A Scratch!
He Does Not Care
A True Tough Corgie He Is!
No --Thing... Bothers -His- Biz !
Why His Nick-Name.... Used To Be,
... 'Lucky'. That's Too Too Fun-ny !
I Saved His Life,...So Many Long Years Ago
When He Was Just A Young Puppy That I Did Know ,
When The Irritated Alligator,
And Perpetual Agitator, Called "Hay'ter' Gattor,
A.K.A.....Huuuge' Jack'Mons Close Friend, And Ally
With A Very Bad Temper And An Evil Eye,
Had 'Hop-Along' Bit, And Held Rather Securely
By His Left Hind Leg,... Square On The Elbow Joint , Purely.
[Yes, Dogs Have Elbows, Too]
I Pulled Him Loose,.. But Lost His Trains Caboose, Oops !
No Longer Called Lucky'
He Is Hailed "Hop-Along The Corgie" ,
And As My Side Kick He Does Belong!
My Trusted Companion, And Friend,
To The Very End.
How 'Hop-Along Corgie' Lost His Right Eye
Is A Story For a Later By-And -By.
It Involves A Buried Treasure
Of Bright Gold Bullion Bricks
Claimed By Huuuge Jack' Mons And His Pricks,
And Heavy Silver Ingots
And Sparkling Jewels
Of $ Value $ With No Estimate.
A True Treasure And Adventure.
For That Tall Tale,... You Must Wait .
Perhaps You Noticed The Trio Of Characters Pictured Above,
and Lula Belles Eyes So Full Of Love
For Dapper Dan!
Dapper Dan,...At Times Called,...Dan The Man.
Lula Belle Adores Him All She Can,
Her Dapper Dan,....Her Dan The Man !
And He Loves Her Dearly Back!
And Did You Notice Their Com-padre,The Cheshire Cat?
The One , The Only, ...The Cheshire Cat!
Toothy Grin And All, He Is The Real Deal.
Got Bored In Alices' Wonderland,
And Came To Visit With Lula Belle And Dapper Dan,
And Then Stayed With Em' To Take A Stand
Against Huuuge' Jack' Mons.
A Potent Three-Some,
A Tight Little Band.
They Are Loyal To Me
As You Will Soon See,
And Talented At Camouflage,
And Dis-Appearing At Will,
They Bring Along A Big Dose Of Class
And A Load Of Enthusiastic Zeal !
Next Introduced Furry Companion,
Is My Pilot,And Driver
.. An Airedale Terrier, Named "Limburger",
Who Often Sings A Song Of Salvador,
His Latin Country Of Birth.
A Beautiful Specimen Of Pure Bred Salvadorian Airedale He Is,...
A Stubbornly Tough 'Guy Dog, A Real Fighter, Too!
Cracker Jack Pilot And Race Car Driver, True,
And Double Smart,....Oh, Butt His Fart.... Stinks Badly,..They Do
From His Addiction To,...''Limburger Cheese"...Ouchie' , Pooo' ,Pooo' !
We All Endure His Occasional Stenchhhhh',
Especially The Poots',... When He Toots'.
But,...We Gotta Laugh And Smile
When Covering Time,.. And Many Miles,
And Limburger' Is Always Good For Comic Relief,
When We Are Close To Panic Or Grief !
He Just Just Barks, ...And Toots
A Stinkieee, A Noisieee, ..A Limburger Scented,.. Paa''toou'''tttt !
Well, On With The Introduction;
Madam Lorraine,
Hop'-Along', Lula Belle, And Dapper Dan,
Cheshire And Limburger',....
Now Meet A Short-Haired-Four-Legged-Mixed-Up-Production
Called,....Antonio Ban'danna,of Dubious Origin !
A Masked Spanish Mongrel
Who Saw The Movie About Zorro Too Many Times,
Only To Make His Mutt-Self A 'Black Mask' ,And Speak In Rhymes
Of Love Poems For Every Female He May Meet
[He's All-Ways In His Own Personal Heat]
And With His Gay Ban'danna Mask On , Takes To Task
Bad Guys Of Every Nature.
A Great Companion On Risky Adventures
If I Can Keep His Nose Out Of Wrong Places.
A Tall Tale About Antonio Ban'Danna Is To Come Soon,
Concerning A Beautiful Russian Bear & Princess
He Attempted To Swoon,
Only To Be Cornered By A Daddy Bear
Who Bit Off Ban'Dannas Right Ear,
A Cool Story For Another Later Day , My Dear !
Now, Be Careful,... And Be Aware,
And Don't You Dare
Look ....Huuuge' Jack'Mons... In His Black Eyes !
There Is No Disguise For The Devil In Those Evil Eyes,
Or The Irritated Alligator, Hay'ter Gattor, That Is His Pet.
They Both Hunt Peacocks To Their Death,
And Vow With Their Last Breathing Breath
To Be,... The "Way" To The Ends
Of Sir Carlyle Peacock,... And All His Companions & Friends!
But,... And How-Ever,... We Will Soon See
Just Whose End,... Who ---Will--- Be!
On With The Adventure....

Ink And Water Color Print Of "Huuug'e Jack'Mons", Pirate, Scoundrel, Bad Boy, Tough Guy,....& Peacock Hunter,...Sir Carlyle's Nemesis, ....& Meet "Hay'ter Gat'tor",..His Irritated Ally. To Order A Print Of This Stunning Drawing By Artist Crystal Fogell, Click On The Image Of The One & Only Scoundrel Time Traveler,...."Huuug'e Jack'Mons", Copyright 2015
Now, The Stage Is Set With Characters Of Color & Galore,
It Is Time For Us To Open The Door
And Let The "Dogs" Loose
To Do Their Deeds,
To Travel Through Times Corridors And Address The Needs
Of Those Less Fortunate Ones
Who Have Fallen Prey
To Huuge Jack'Mons Scoundrels
And Hay'ter' Gattors Nefarious Ways.
Bad,Immoral, Iniquitous,Peccant, Reprobate,Sinful, Wicked, And Wrong !
The Words That Describe Jack'Mons & Gattor' Are Mean And Long !
And A Crew To Match Them Did Tag Along,
"Ma-Lev'-O-Lent',..Ma -lev -o -lent',....
Yes, Yes, Yes! Evil Bent,...
Ma-lev-o-lent', Ma-Lev-o Lent',... Was Their Chant,...
Over And Over They Spoke Their Riotous Rant,.....
As Wickedness They Plotted To Do
Badness, And Ill,... Was Every-Ones Due
That Crossed Their Path
Till Sir Carlyle And His Super Crew
Trapped Them In The Distant Past,
In An Anomaly Of Time, A Worm Hole With No Bend,
Tricked & Fooled, Their Greed Looked Like Their End.
? Or Was It ?
Evil On Huuuge' Jack'Mons' Level
Goes Down Hard. Real Hard.
As Sir Carlyle & Crew Could Travel Through Time,
So Could Huuugh' Jack'Mons And His Evil Ones!
It Was Limburger', The Salvadorian Airedales Discovery
Of The Worm Hole Anomaly
That Was To Appear The End To Huuge' And Gattor
And Their Sorry Ma'-Lev'-o'-Lent' Crew,....
And The Story Goes Like This,....
To Be Written...
It Is Time For Us To Open The Door
And Let The "Dogs" Loose
To Do Their Deeds,
To Travel Through Times Corridors And Address The Needs
Of Those Less Fortunate Ones
Who Have Fallen Prey
To Huuge Jack'Mons Scoundrels
And Hay'ter' Gattors Nefarious Ways.
Bad,Immoral, Iniquitous,Peccant, Reprobate,Sinful, Wicked, And Wrong !
The Words That Describe Jack'Mons & Gattor' Are Mean And Long !
And A Crew To Match Them Did Tag Along,
"Ma-Lev'-O-Lent',..Ma -lev -o -lent',....
Yes, Yes, Yes! Evil Bent,...
Ma-lev-o-lent', Ma-Lev-o Lent',... Was Their Chant,...
Over And Over They Spoke Their Riotous Rant,.....
As Wickedness They Plotted To Do
Badness, And Ill,... Was Every-Ones Due
That Crossed Their Path
Till Sir Carlyle And His Super Crew
Trapped Them In The Distant Past,
In An Anomaly Of Time, A Worm Hole With No Bend,
Tricked & Fooled, Their Greed Looked Like Their End.
? Or Was It ?
Evil On Huuuge' Jack'Mons' Level
Goes Down Hard. Real Hard.
As Sir Carlyle & Crew Could Travel Through Time,
So Could Huuugh' Jack'Mons And His Evil Ones!
It Was Limburger', The Salvadorian Airedales Discovery
Of The Worm Hole Anomaly
That Was To Appear The End To Huuge' And Gattor
And Their Sorry Ma'-Lev'-o'-Lent' Crew,....
And The Story Goes Like This,....
To Be Written...